Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Ha! I reply with post haste!

Sadie's eyes grew wide in terror. "Don't take my Peeps!" she said, protectively clinging the yellow, marshmallow chicks to her chest. "They're all that's keeping me awake right now! They are beautiful, fluffy, sweet, slightly stale, perfect when melted in the microwave. Why, they're a sheer delight!"

Sadie switched to infomercial mode. "And you can buy the rest of this pack with your SOUL. Either that, or you can do my calculus homework for the next month: those two mean basically the same thing...Why did you want them again?"

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