Sunday, September 30, 2007

Yeah, I see how it is! Picking on Sadie! You turd.

Moon shrugged. "I'll have accountants pay for it all. Or, hey, here's an idea for you, loves: We could leave it just the way it is. You could market it as the Keith Moon Suite. It would be a major attraction, or..." He sighed. "Stop looking at me like that, girl. I can't be all THAT interesting."

Sadie bit her lip and stared down at her feet. "S-sorry."

Keith let out a bark of laughter. "I was just joking, my dear girl. Go on, stare away." He spread his arms out. "I like the attention."

Sadie giggled, fighting for something clever to say, but came up with naught.

"OI!" someone from the bathroom shouted. "LET US OUT OF THIS RUDDY BATHROOM! HEY, KEITH? CAN YOU HEAR ME? YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU! I QU--"

"YOU'RE FIRED!" Keith bellowed.

The voice inside the bathroom quieted, then replied, "B-but I was going to quit..."

"Too bad. I beat you to the punch. You're fired."

Sadie rubbed her poked ribs, glaring at Noel.

"I'm going to get you," she said threateningly to her friend.

Noel smiled innocently.

Lets embarass Sadie

Noel smiled and poked her friend in the ribs, sadie blushed harder as she relized how obvious she was. Noel only smiled in her direction but continued to keep her eyes on their host.

"So Mr. Moon how do you plan to pay for this?" She asked him, keeping her voice upbeat and smily

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Keith Moon likes his Aztec gold X3

"Can I-Can I k-kiss your fingers?" Sadie stammered, then blushed furiously at her own request.

Keith didn't bat an eye; he offered both of his hands to her. "Sure."

She timidly kissed each of his fingertips once, her cheeks reddening even more.

"I-I'm sorry," she said. "I'm just a REALLY big fan, and--"

"I figured that much," he said, grinning.

"Can we come out of the bathroom now?" requested a muffled voice behind them.

Keith turned on his heel and shouted, "SHUT UP! YOU'RE BEING RUDE! WE HAVE GUESTS!"

"But you locked us in the ruddy bathroom!"

"I DON'T CARE! SHUT UP!"

"But there's one, two, three, four...eight of us! It's really cramped, and--"

Keith marched resolutely up to the wall that separated his room from the bathroom and pounded on it once, using the heel of this hand.

"OUCH!" yelped whoever had had their ear against the wall.

Keith composed himself, smiling embarrassedly. "Sorry about that, loves. Good help is so hard to find these days. Don't you agree?"

Sadie's head bobbed up and down in a nod, unable to answer any other way in the presence of her idol.