Standing atop her bed, Sadie stared up through the hole in the ceiling. She was standing at a slight diagonal angle from it; she would have stood directly under it, but seeing as that certain bit of carpet had just fallen to the floor underneath...

Yeah.

Needless to say, she wasn't happy.

She bounced lightly on the bed, testing how far this particular mattress would vault her.

"Hmmm..."

For just a moment, she couldn't help but admire the destruction before her. The tenant in the room above her had just wrecked three hotel rooms, not to mention the water damage done to quite a few others.

She'd be picking mushrooms off of the damp walls for weeks.

She hated mushrooms.

"Okay, all admiration gone," she thought, bending her knees beneath her and springing towards the hole. She almost made it. Almost.

But almost doesn't hold any water.